Garage/Yard Sale

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friday 2017-10-20 
saturday 2017-10-21 
sunday 2017-10-22

start time: 8am 

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Ahhh, It's Fall in Texas! 

The weather is infuriatingly unpredictable, ants are preparing their assaults on our kitchens, and pollen has us by the nads.

So we're having an end of year yardsale!

A few of us are having a yard sale and I get to write the CraigsList ad. They used to let me make signs too, but I kept zoning out and writing "YARD SARD" by accident and wasting all their poster board.

Seriously, fam... don't we all have an entire storage building primarily allocated just for all the crap we don't need? And refuse to get rid of if because we think we can get a quarter for it? Well it's crap that has your name on it!

Just think. . . our stuff. . . it could be your stuff. And it's good stuff. It's great stuff. IT'S STUFF THAT YOU NEED.


HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:

DATE: This Friday, Saturday AND Sunday
LOCATION: 3971 Alamo Ave
Fort Worth, TX 76107
TIME: 8am-6pm
HOW WILL THE WEATHER BE: Amazeballs.
IS THERE PLENTY OF PARKING: Sure.
ARE YOU NICE: Usually.
DO YOU LIKE DINOSAURS: Yes.
DO YOU HAVE ANY LORETTA LYNN ALBUMS: Unlikely.
ARE THERE DOG TURDS IN THE YARD: There shouldn't be, but if there are, blame the neighbors.
ARE YOUR KIDS GOING TO BE OUT SNEAKING BACK INSIDE ALL THEIR STUFF YOU'RE TRYING TO SELL? Probably. Come early!

WHAT WE GOT:

Goodies. Loot. Swag. Prizes. Fabulous, fabulous treasures. 

Really though, I'm still not done tagging all of my stuff that's been piled in my office forever because I just spent the last three hours jumping on a trampoline and arguing on the internet and bailing out my daughter in Minecraft.

So based on 20- 30 years of yardsale experience, you can expect awesome stuff like...


- Stuff
- Bigger stuff
- Kid stuff
- Baby stuff
- Things
- Pieces of things (I'm all about the 25 cent box)
- Doodads
- Kitchen stuff
- Ugly stuff
- Toys of varying quality (some even with batteries!)
- A basket of partially used soap and hygiene products, some likely with glitter
- Breakable things
- Fancy things
- Trashy romance novels
- Probably some Harry Potter books too
- Things decorated with or having to do with cats
- Christmas stuff
- Chairs
- Kinky shoes
- Probably something I'm forgetting that the hubby will remind me of about noon tomorrow


Looking for something else? We probably got three of them somewhere. Just ask. 

So basically, we've got a smorgasbord of stuff you'd expect at a yard sale, except OURS IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE'S. Which is why you need it!